A List Of Things It’s OK To Ask A Person With A Disability That Was Rejected By McSweeney's So I'm Posting It Here

• Would you like a hand with that?
• What’s your name?
• Do you know what time it is?
• How do I get to the nearest gas station?
• Can I buy you a drink?
• Would you like that for here or to go?
• Do you believe that aliens built the pyramids?
• Who really shot JFK?
• Can you solve the Twin Prime Conjecture?
• Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who?
• What would you do for a Klondike bar?
• Does my butt look good in these jeans?
• Oh my god, where did you get those shoes?!