Animated GIF. William Shatner as Captain Kirk screaming CANE in place of KHAN.

Saturday, March 21, 2015

A List Of Things It’s OK To Ask A Person With A Disability That Was Rejected By McSweeney's So I'm Posting It Here

  • Would you like a hand with that?
  • What’s your name?
  • Do you know what time it is?
  • How do I get to the nearest gas station?
  • Can I buy you a drink?
  • Would you like that for here or to go?
  • Do you believe that aliens built the pyramids?
  • Who really shot JFK?
  • Can you solve the Twin Prime Conjecture?
  • Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who?
  • What would you do for a Klondike bar?
  • Does my butt look good in these jeans?
  • Oh my god, where did you get those shoes?!

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